Yes yes yes. I have been MIA for over a month now. Leaving after previously posting I was MIA and including my picture on the side of a milk carton was unintentional genius on my part. Very. Unintentional.
Now I'm MIB! No. I'm not wearing a black suit and carrying a flashy thingy. Although, the flashy thingy could be lots of fun. But, no. I've decided I'm Making It Back. I know. Sounds lame. Trust me, it sounded much better in my head.
It could also stand for Mommy Is Back, but I thought that would be ultra lame considering most of my readers are mommy's and I'm far from anyone of my reader's mommy and I never stopped my mommy-like roles here. So, ya... that doesn't work. There were several things I could have stood for. None of them any better than the last. In truth, I typed it because, logically? It was next in the alphabet.
I know. Ultra ultra lame.
I should stop now before another ultra gets added to that. So until next time, when I MIC (Make it Count).
Damn. Too late.